Ingredients:
1 and ¼ cup of honesty
20 grams of humor
2 and a half cups of love
A dash of sportiness
A pinch of fairness
A touch of loyalty
1 and ⅕ of smarts
Method:
Preheat the oven to 250 Celsius
Beat together humor and love, slowly
Sift a pinch of fairness into a bowl
Pour smarts into bowl with fairness
Mix bowl of smarts with bowl of love
Knead with hands until fluffy
Once fluffy, sprinkle with loyalty, then put in oven at 150 Celsius For 15 minutes
After 15 your friend should be golden-brown
(Optional) if you would like, sprinkle some sportiness to finish
There you have it, a perfect friend!
WARNING! Do not eat!!
Ingredients
2½ cups of humour
4 tablespoons of hospitality
2 cups of honesty
½ a cup of kindness
1 cup of understanding
2 teaspoons of acceptance
⅔ of a cup of fairness
1 teaspoon of politeness
7 tablespoons of faith
3 cups of curiosity
Method
1. Mix the humour, honesty and curiosity in a crockpot
2. Stir for 10 minutes at 55℃
3. Whisk the understanding and acceptance together in a separate bowl before adding to the mixture
4. Stir gently while adding the remaining ingredients
5. Leave to boil for 4 hours (for more information see warning)
6. Mould the mixture into any shape you want
7. Add colour(s) of your choice
8. Sprinkle sentience (add more or less to fluctuate intelligence)
9. Well done, you made a friend!!
Warning: if you take the mixture out and mould it prematurely or over ten seconds after the four hour mark it may contract deformities, hatred, negativity, a premature death, psychotic behaviour, murderous tendencies and/or terminal illness.
BY TATE
Ingredients:
2 cups of playfulness
1 egg of jokes (get it crack jokes😂)
Half a cup of chaos
A teaspoon of empathy
A bowl of helpfulness
And a pinch of disobedience
Steps:
Pour 2 cups of playfulness into a big bowl then crack 1 egg of jokes into the bowl and stir.
When the mixture turns red dump half a cup of chaos in, next add a teaspoon of empathy then put it in the microwave for 15 seconds.
After the 15 seconds carefully pour a bowl of helpfulness in, then knead the mixture.
Next put the mixture back in the bowl then put it in the oven at 36 celsius for 1 hour.
After it has fully baked add just a pinch of disobedience for extra fun.
By LEVI
You will need :
2 cups of kindness
A dash of polite
1 ¼ cups of non judgemental
4 cups of forgiveness
3 cups of funniness
1 cup of loyalty
A handful of helpful
Method:
Preheat the friend oven to 190 c or 110 fan baked. Add 1 cup of loyalty and sift and 2 cups of kindness and blend till smooth and fluffy.
In a different bowl mix a dash of politeness and one handful of helpfulness and melt in the microwave.
Put into the melted politeness and helpfulness into the loyalty kindness and mix until light and fluffy.
Cut up 1 ¼ of non-judge mental and then splatter it into the bowl.
Blend 20 g of humor, and while mixing slowly at 3 cups of funniness.
Well mixing, boil 4 cups of a forgiveness with a pinch of caring and boil until crunchy. Now pour into the other bowl and stir.
Design and mold your mixture together and once you have done that then you can accessorize it with your love.
Once you have accessorized it, put it into the friend oven and bake for 15 minutes.
What’s your done, give a big squeeze and give it a name.
Warning do not eat
BY NEVAEH W
Ingredients:
2 cups of kindness
4 tablespoons of responsibility
A pinch of fear
3 cups full of honesty
Half a cup of trust
A sprinkle of humor
Method:
Put the cup of trust and the three cups of honesty in a big bowl and stir
After the mixing the trust and honesty add in the 2 cups of kindness
add 4 tablespoons of responsibility
In a separate bowl mix the pinch of fear and the sprinkle of humor (stop mixing when mushy)
When mushy put into an oven at 150°
Take out of the oven when golden brown
Decorate with any loyalty accessories
let sit for 30 minutes to cool down
!WARNING DO NOT EAT FRIEND!
BY ADAH
Ingredients:
2 cups of kindness
1 ½ cups of loyalty
1 ½ cups of non-judgmental thoughts
½ of a cup of fairness
1 cup of the essence of funniness
A handful of support
A pinch of inappropriateness
1 cup of resilience
⅓ of a cup of humor
Method
Pour the kindness into a bowl, stir and add the loyalty in slowly
Sift in the non-judgmental thoughts and knead until a pale yellow
Roll the dough out into a circle and pile in the fairness and the funniness and close over to make a bun
Steam for half an hour
While it steams, in a medium-sized bowl, mix the support with the resilience
Whisk for a minute and add the inappropriateness
Leave to set for 20 minutes
After 20 minutes add the humour to the mixture
Leave for 10 minutes
After 10 minutes take the bun out of the steaming pot and dip in the mixture
Soak for 5 minutes
Take out of the soaking mix
Bake for 13-15 minutes or until the color of a perfectly toasted marshmallow
WARNING DO NOT EAT!!!
keep in a airtight container or jar
BY MARGARITA
Needs:
1. 1 pint of helpfulness
2. 3 cups full of funniness
3. 1⁄2 a cup of gratefulness
4. A pinch of responsibility
5. 10 liters of positivity
6. 7 coke bottles full of listening
7. 2 pinches of agreement
Method:
First, blend the pint of helpfulness with the pinch of responsibility for 15 minutes
While the blender is still on, squash the cups of funniness underneath your (smelly) feet, then scrape what's left of it off the ground and put it in a frying pan.
Next, throw the gratefulness into the frying pan and chuck the blender in too.
After that, stir the positivity with the bottles of listening in a Donald duck bowl.
Now,put the agreement in the bowl and cook in the frying pan for 10 minutes(including the bowl).
Finally, put the frying pan on a plate and eat it. Enjoy!
Warning: might make you poo metal!
By Idris
